The Manor

“ELEANOR. Anyway, George didn't like it. Not at all. I believe it scared him. He got angry and frustrated and he left me there. Do you know what I did?

  NICKI just shakes his head

 ELEANOR. I masturbated. I masturbated! For the first time in my life.

  ELEANOR notices NICKI's embarrassed, tortured expression.

 ELEANOR. Well, I'm not trying to impress you. I'm just trying to tell you something.”

Full Length
CAST: 4 women, 2 men
Available for premiere

In a nursing home and memory care facility in a remote corner of Washington State, the one male resident, Gil Fletcher, stays busy keeping the beds of female co-residents warm. But questions of consent become tricky with the arrival of a new aide who challenges the home's free love policies. It's the Alzheimerzy sex romp you've been waiting for! There's also quite a bit about Nicki Minaj. 

The Manor was read at Seattle Repertory Theatre, June 21st 2015, as part of the Rep Writers Group Showcase. Director: Erin Kraft. Cast: Sean Griffin, Laura Kenny, Kimberly Kay King, Imogen Love, Tim Smith-Stewart, and Priscilla Hake Lauris.